My Amazing Fan Character

[Segan]

Name: Retcon the Reboot

Species: Series Reboot.

Powers: Can change Eggman's name back to Robotnik in at least North America. Can give Sonic attitude, and un-lame Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Metal Sonic. Can kill Shadow, Cream, Espio, Charmy, Vector, Silver, Blaze, Big, Elise, Mephiles. Can change Sega's management, and attract new fans and stronger games.

Story: Born in 1991, disappeared around 1994 and made a brief return in 1998. Presumed dead, but many suspect he will make a return once it's company realizes it needs him.

Catch Phrases: "SEEEGAAAA", (older ones include "Sega does what Nintendon't", "Blast Processing", and the memorable "Fuck Shadow")

What do you guys think of him? I'll upload a pic as soon as I can!

[Biohazard]

OMG What an awesome fanchar! I'm so jealous!!! >: Why arent I so creative?

[Jaícei]

I require pics sir, so I can masturbate more precisely.

[Segan]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/get-1173628665.jpg

[Shackel11]

Weirdest, joke, ever.

[Segan]

Weirdest, joke, ever.

Well that's quite alright because you don't have a gender.

Watch him undo recolors:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/luz.jpg

[Metal Overlord Type X]

This thread is full of epic win.

[Shackel11]

As I said, weirdest joke ever.

[Segan]

He can also shapeshift, in this one taking the form of a "less than" sign:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Picture1.jpg

[Shackel11]

.... The new Eggman is good. I think it may have supposed to happen. Though its cliche. The evil doctor creates something that should help him, then it simply replaces him.

[Segan]

.... The new Eggman is good. I think it may have supposed to happen. Though its cliche. The evil doctor creates something that should help him, then it simply replaces him.

Are you kidding me? He was designed for TWO things, to be funny and to kill people, and now he does neither of those. His name blows, and he hasn't been the main villain in a SINGLE game in over 10 years.

And besides, I still can't tell if you're male or female.

http://usera.imagecave.com/oneironama/Super_MaSon/robotnik1.jpg

[Shackel11]

I meant his look. His LOOK is good.

[Alex Kaisentrifel]

I bet Steg would love that pic… or maybe I'm wrong.

Best character ever, I say

[Segan]

I meant his look. His LOOK is good.

Shackel, you're fired.

Can you find the fanchar/win in this pic? (Hint: He's all over it) :

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/genesis/son2-tit.gif

How about this one?

http://www.myps3.com.au/img/game/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-5.jpg

[Hint: You can't]

[Steg]

Oh God, I love this thread so much. I nominate it for President.

[Segan]

What do you get when you combine Bill O'Reilly, Avian Flu, generous amounts of LSD, and Steven Hawkings(plural)?

Something like this:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/x-hawkings-1.jpg

But it's still way better than all of the Sonic games without my fan character in them, combined, with a cherry on top.

Moral of the story? Sega needs to re-hire their balls.

[Black Knight]

That picture is SCARY! oo

[Alex Kaisentrifel]

This is what happens when you overdose on LSD? And others thought it would help make the Sonic games better XD -bricked- Fine I have no idea what I'm saying

[Shackel11]

I always see Retcon in the stages, most of em anyway. XD

[Segan]

His arch-nemesis is named "The Super Power Of Teamwork GUN Dark Past Unfinished Game", often just called "Re-color" for short.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gifhttp://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/cmt91/Untitled-1-1.gif

[Espio]

Whooooooa! I never knew you could extend it that far....... Nice job but in a creepy way...