The House of Matt Farlen

[beybladeX]

I decided to the a comical fic. That takes place...in a mansion...owned by my Porcupine character who is, well a pervert.

So without a doubt you are bound to read suggestive words. But nothing serious.

Now the appliance rules are:

1. You are NOT going to use an Offical character of any kind. They MUST be of your own. Otherwise it's just not creative.

2. You are NOT going to post any sexual content.

3. You WILL have fun.

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Now first I shall introduce my 2 characters.

MATT FARLEN
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Sex: Hetero
Species: Porcupine
Personality: A perverted little rodent. He also intends to make plans to eliminate people he don't like. (altough as killing off characters is against rules. these plans will fail.)

HARRY TSUNAMI
Profile Link: http://forum.sonicearth.com/showthread.php?t=482

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"MATT!!!" Came a furious scream from a large mansion in a usually quiet neighbourhood.

Inside the mansion was now a red porcupine knocked out. The attacker was a yellow hedgehog named Harry Tsunami. Now the porcupine, Matt Farlen just decided to stay away from the two month older hog for a while.

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Now when you apply your profile I want you to also post WHY you need to stay at the mansion. It can be as patheticlly stupid as you want it to be.

[Ziggy]

Name: Izzy
species: Fox
Age: 13
Personality: Goofs off a lot. Can be real pain in the ass!
Reason to the mansion:The sky is falling!
appearance:http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff207/Ziggy101_bucket/Izzy.jpg
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Knock knock knock.....A sound at the door. a young silver Fox, Izzy, was at the door. "I Would love to stay here. The Sky is falling!"

[beybladeX]

Matt opened. "umm...Hello, weird fox dude...the sky is falling, really? Well you'd best come in!" (Matt isn't...the sharpest tool in the shed, BTW)

[Ziggy]

"hehe...Sucker...." Izzy said to himself."Wow! nice place you got. I'm Izzy...And you are?"

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

Name: Zeshiro
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Species: hedgehog
Personality: A super-gamer, listens to mostly his ipod, and very polite.
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knock knock... hello MAtt.you mind me coming inside. There are some crazy people chasing me. You mind if i come to lay low?

[beybladeX]

"Not at all...how do you know my name? And thank you...Izzy, was it?" Matt said.

[Ziggy]

"No problem" Izzy went to take a look around.
"Hey...Wheres the game room?" He called out to Matt

[Sparky]

Name: Treise Fineena (Treise)
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Species: Cinnabar moth
Personality: Strong and serious. She doesn't take no for an answer, and she will not handle any kind of sexual suggestions whatsoever. She may be a bit uncomfortable to be around, but she still knows her manners.
Appearance: Look at my fan art - she's a survivalist and used to be a model, so she's muscular and in tip-top shape.

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Treise Fineena flew down from a foresty nearby cliff, into the small quiet village below. Small traces of dust flew up as her feet hit the ground just a few feet away from the road. She scanned the area closely, to make sure it was not a fraud for some reason. Then she lifted up with a pound of her wings and stopped at the hotel doorstep. She figured it was a pretty good time to stay somewhere secluded and quiet, since Eggman's bots were around and she didn't exactly want to get robo-fied.
Treise knocked on the door and prepared for someone to come out.
"My name is Treise Fineena. I'd like to stay here for survivalist reasons and to stay secluded from Eggman." She said, talking normally even though her long and coiled tongue was out.

[beybladeX]

"Upstairs first on the left!" Matt shouted to Izzy. Harry came downstairs. "More visitors? So why are they here?" Harry asked. "Well they need somewhere to stay." Harry sighed. "Fine. But they have to do something to 'pay' for their stay." Harry said. Matt motioned for Treise to come in.

[Ziggy]

"Thanks!" Izzy began to open his bag. and take out his PS3. He hooked it up and out hid game in, Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools Of Destruction. "I can Finally play this freaking game." Izzy said.

[beybladeX]

"Make sure you don't overheat the TV or I'll have your head on a plate." Harry warned Izzy.

[Ziggy]

"Yeah, Sure what ever" Izzy really wasn't listening to what Matt said.
He was having too much fun paying the game.

[Sparky]

Treise nodded and took a few steps into the mansion. She studied the surroundings quickly with a few turns of her head. She sniffed the air... no scent of blood or metal anywhere. Seemed safe for the being of the time. She took a few steps forwards, further examining the premises. She then turned to the porcupine.
"Is there anything I can do here to earn my rent?" she asked, examining with a bit of interest a rather flamboyant vase of flowers.

[beybladeX]

"Well...uhh...if you like flowers, I suppose you could do gardening. Harry's been meaning to do it. But he's never found time." Matt said

[Zolferz]

Name: Zeek Shayon
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Species: Bengal Tiger
Appearance: Orange and black, no duh >.>, http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/117/0/4/DMC__Zeek_by_DarkLunarShadow.jpg
Wearing: A Brown Shirt with a DJ Mixmaker design with the word "Aero" on the headphones, light blue jeans, black converse sneakers.
Personality: A bit rebellious, he likes cracking jokes, but when it comes down to a race, he's as serious as serious gets.

[For the record, He's a mechanic/Street Racer. >.>]

Ding-dong! "Dude, you have to let me in! There's a giant yarn ball rolling behind me, and knowing my cat instincts, I'll go get squished by it!" Zeek said, barging in.

[Sparky]

Treise bent over towards Matt and touched a petal on the flower gently with her small finger, then looked up at him.
"That'll do," she said, then further proceeded to examine the plant. She straightened her back. "How much do I need to do until my rent is payed off and I can enjoy the time being here?"
Suddenly the door flung open and in barged a bengal tiger. Treise turned her sight towards him, gave a small nod of a greeting, and looked back over to Matt, resisting not to twiddle with the flowers any more.

[beybladeX]

Matt smiled brightly. "I think just the inside of the house should do. We have a proper gardener who does the outside."

Harry looked at Zeek with a raised brow. "A giant...ball of yarn?" Harry was trying so hard not to laugh at this pathetic excuse. It REALLY wasn't working. But Harry still opened the door for him.

[Sparky]

Treise looked over at Matt and she noticed him stifle his laughs, but ignored the situation and looked down at the flowers to notice if it had any water. She looked around and spotted a door that lead to a refrigerator, so she figured that must be the kitchen. Walking through the entrance, she came upon a watering can by a glass door leading to the outside. Figuring it must have been the proper gardener's, she picked it up and filled it up with water at the sink, and walked back into the foyer where Matt and Zeek were. She began to water the flowers. Just out of curiosity, she peered out the window and saw no sign of a giant yarn ball. She shook her head to herself.
"Is there any room you don't wish me to go in?" she asked Matt. "There's no need to give me a tour, as I can just smell the flowers and plants as I go along. But if you tell me the location of any forbidden room I will do my best to remember not to go in there."

[Zolferz]

"Yes. Sure. A giant ball of yarn." He looked around. "Nice place," he stated, noticing how huge the house was. "I would love to stay in a place like this." He coughed, trying to drop a hint to Matt.

[Ziggy]

Izzy heard a few people walk in the door......Of course, he ignored the fact that he shouldn't let the T.V. over heat. He put the game on pause and ran down stairs to meet the newcomers.
"Hello there! Welcome to a mansion I haven't been for over 30 minutes yet."
Izzy Smirked, as he looked at Triease and Zeek.

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Hey Matt,You don't mind if could use your kitchen do you? There's something I could make for the visitors."

[Zolferz]

"Beats my record," Zeek laughed, and stuck his hand out, "I'm Zeek, how about you?"

[beybladeX]

Harry pushed Matt away. "There is one forbidden room. MY room, it has my name on it. Harry, by the way." Harry said, putting his hand out for a handshake.

Matt looked over to Zeek. "I know why don't you stay here if you like it so much. Just don't go in my room. Oh, and sure, whoever you are."

Harry looked over to Matt then back to Treise. "Oh, and be careful of Matt. If there's anything worse than I guy whose a couple cards short of a full deck. It's a perverted guy whose a couple cards short of a full deck." Harry said to her. Harry then headed upstairs.

[Sparky]

"Treise Fineena," Treise said, shaking his hand. "Alright then. I won't go into your room," She listened to Harry but still had a straight face, as usual. She spoke plainly, "I'll keep my eye on him."
Treise watered the vase of flowers and looked up when Izzy said something. She set the watering can on the floor and shook his hand with her clean paw. "Treise Fineena, part-time gardener," She said. "And you are?" Without waiting for an answer she picked up the watering can and proceeded to water other plants around the room, but still looked up and listened when Izzy spoke.

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Hey who's in for some of my pizza? It's realy not that bad. Anyone want a slice?"

[Ziggy]

"Izzy Taylor the fox, but you can call me Izzy, Part time gamer and game creator." Izzy then smiled and looked up when Roxas said pizza."PIZZA! I love PIZZA! you treat!"

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Yeah I'm a great cook. I took some cooking classes. Witch is how I'm able make good food."

[Zolferz]

"Pizza?!" Zeek yelled, "Ohmyfuckinggodgivemepizza NOW!"

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Ok here you go. There's at least two slcies for evrybody!"

[Zolferz]

Zeek grinned, "I'm liking this place already." He took the first bite and "HOLY-- God that is freaking hot!"

[Ziggy]

Izzy accepts the slice of pizza, the Roxas cooked super fast.
"Finally, some food." He took a bit then dropped the slice on the table and ran for a drink of water.

[beybladeX]

Matt raised his brows, confused at why Izzy and Roxas had acted like they did. Matt took a bit of pizza and shoved the ENTIRE slice into his mouth.

Several seconds later...

Matt leaped outside and into his swimming pool.

Back in the house...

Harry smacked his head with his hands. "God. What. An. IDIOT!" Harry said.

[Ziggy]

"It's good, gut it's just too damn hot......Oops, Can I cuss here?"
Izzy said cautiously to Matt.

[beybladeX]

"It's fine." Harry said. "It's not like we give a damn." Harry said as he headed outside to get Matt from thew pool.

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Maybe you should give a moment to cool off before you try to eat it." He then whispered to himself, " Unless you want to burn your tounge out. Not to mention I'm a wizz at math so im good at making calculations."

[Ziggy]

"Calculation? Leave that stuff at school..My head hurts just thinking about it."
Izzy said scratching his head.

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"HAHAHA. It's true when people say intellegence is power."

[beybladeX]

Harry looked at the two. "Good god, I've let a pair of peanuts into my house." He said putting down Matt who went for another bit of pizza...then jumped into the pool again. "FOR GODS SAKE!!!" Harry shouted going outside, to help Matt, again.

[Zolferz]

"Pair? Pshaw. More like, trio." Zeek grinned, pointing to himself. "And math? God. Worse then dying my hair hot pink."

[Ziggy]

"I'll have to agree with you on that." Izzy looked at Zeek and chuckled. "I better play the game some more. Anybody want to join?"

[Roxas_the_hedgehog]

"Oh Yeah count me in!," Zeshiro rushed with two slices in his hand. "If this is one of those halo games, you can call me a Halo God!"

[Ziggy]

"You're correct, It's Halo 3!
Co-op, or versus?" Izzy asked him.
"I own in this game"

[Zolferz]

"I'll just watch, I'm not very good at Halo." Zeek nervously scratched the back of his head and smiled.