Mini Game: The ultimate cheat for SA2b

[Steel Valor]

Instructions: Ok it kinda hit me while I was watching my roommate SA2B. Here's the deal, I'll be making up a cheat that has to do with SA2B and you add on to it. The cheat can take up to 1-3 lines. Remember, it's fictional it won't work in the actual game. So don't come crying to me when you say it didn't work because remember: its made up. BE AS RANDOM AS YOU CAN!!!


To get a chaos chao you must go to Chao Garden and gather the 7 dragon balls then use a wish from Shenron to summon toast..

[Shotgun da ferret]

What? Ok lemme try...

Then use your 2nd wish for bananas and feed them to Ichigo Kurosaki and Naruto. Use your final wish to summon Optimus Prime and get him to step on the chao.

[Sparky]

The chao should then bounce and land in the grass, creating a black hole that will suck up all of the chao in the garden. Then there will be a popping noise and a new garden titled "Cheesecake Garden" will appear and your chaos chao is in there.

[Shotgun da ferret]

Then feed you chaos chao a cheesecake revert it back into a normal chao. Go back to the main menu screen and choose 2 player kart mod and race as Captian Falcon to...

[Sparky]

...the Sonic Green Hill Zone and bounce on at least 50 fireballs, then teleport with Shadow back to the Chao garden and enter the Dark Garden with Amy, then pick up a dark fruit and nuzzle it 5 times then whistle 7 times and...

[Shotgun da ferret]

...to peg it at Eggman and watch him squirm in agony. When he's done with that. He will take an AK47 and try to shoot you. This is all necessary to use the Sharinghan to summon....

[Sparky]

...all of the people who don't know who the hell Sharinghan is, and place your selected chao in front of the speech by Sharinghan explaining who he is. After the speech is done, have your chao join the boycott against Sharinghan and give him a...

[Steel Valor]

....a steel pipe to go around and whack the other chao. After that you must punish it by getting another player and play chao volley ball with the punished chao. Due to this action it will cause....

[Sparky]

...explosive diarrhea. You must then take your chao and throw it across the volleyball court, spraying bowel waste all over the audience. Then you must bring it back to the chao garden and....

[Bazooka the Ferret]

OH I REMEMBER THIS GAME!!!


...Prepare your toilet for an explosive battle with the chao's bottom. If your toilet dies revive him with the Triforce and give it the master sword. In doing so you allow the diarrhea suffering chao to....

[Kursed]

okay this is just getting random.

[Shotgun da ferret]

Thats the point DP! Thats why its fun!

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....will allow the chao to clone itself. Naturally the chao will the fight the clone for dominence of originality. Most probably the clone will win. If so shove to turnip down its throat to....

[Sparky]

...unclog its fierce esophagus disease, causing your chao to fight more powerfully next time. After the clone claims its victory, your chao must sock him in the balls and run away, causing the clone to disappear. Your chao will then pick up a....

[Steel Valor]

...A coconut and try to throw it at you. Dodge it or catch it then throw it right back at him. IF YOU DON'T MOVE IN TIME YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE 50TH DIMENSION!!! You're chao should be crying by now then you need it to...

[Sparky]

...give you directions to the nearest Wawa. Your chao would walk there himself but he might get stolen and tortured by the evil Antichao. Whence you get to Wawa, you must...

[Kursed]

... run around flapping your arms like a chicken...

(LOL, Don't ask I'm bored)

[Shotgun da ferret]

Come on DP be more random than that!

...then sing Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. The song will turn it inexplicably evil. To nullify it you must have Sonic do the Chicken dance. When this is all done your chao will finally be a....

[Steel Valor]

....a koala. You must then bring the koala to you're school principal/dean. He will most likely send it to jail cuz he's racist against chaos. Then you must break it out and live on a deserted island for 10 years. When this time passes then...

[Kursed]

Im trying... ( a koala?!)
My really random friend that I usually get ideas from has left.

[Sparky]

Use your imagination!!!


...your chao, skinny as heck, will reveal his identity as Super Chao. He will now have no muscles from lack of calcium and protein living on the island, but this makes him easier to fly. He will fly around and crap on your friends, then report to McDonald's and eat a triple cheeseburger to regain his fat, then...

[Steel Valor]

...then you're chao will become addicted to McDonald's. In about 3 minutes or so he will fat as hippo! This will give the opportunity to enter the SUMO division of Chao karate. You must use your chao to with the SUMO competition. You're prize will be a Mega-man slave.....

[Shackel11]

... Who would eat your chao and crap him out. Now your chao shall be brown forever. Now sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and a comet shall smash into your chao! CREATING THE MOST POWAFULZ CHAO EVA! The Comet Chao which will...

[Sparky]

This is WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR:

To get a chaos chao you must go to Chao Garden and gather the 7 dragon balls then use a wish from Shenron to summon toast, then use your 2nd wish for bananas and feed them to Ichigo Kurosaki and Naruto. Use your final wish to summon Optimus Prime and get him to step on the chao. The chao should then bounce and land in the grass, creating a black hole that will suck up all of the chao in the garden. Then there will be a popping noise and a new garden titled "Cheesecake Garden" will appear and your chaos chao is in there. Then feed your chaos chao a cheesecake to revert it back into a normal chao. Go back to the main menu screen and choose 2 player kart mod and race as Captian Falcon to the Sonic Green Hill Zone and bounce on at least 50 fireballs, then teleport with Shadow back to the Chao garden and enter the Dark Garden with Amy, then pick up a dark fruit and nuzzle it 5 times. Then whistle 7 times, peg it at Eggman, and watch him squirm in agony. When he's done with that, he will take an AK47 and try to shoot you. This is all necessary to use the Sharinghan to summon all of the people who don't know who the hell Sharinghan is, and place your selected chao in front of the speech by Sharinghan explaining who he is. After the speech is done, have your chao join the boycott against Sharinghan and give him a steel pipe to go around and whack the other chao. After that you must punish it by getting another player and play chao volley ball with the punished chao. Due to this action it will cause explosive diarrhea. You must then take your chao and throw it across the volleyball court, spraying bowel waste all over the audience. Then you must bring it back to the chao garden and prepare your toilet for an explosive battle with the chao's bottom. If your toilet dies, revive him with the Triforce and give it the master sword. In doing so you allow the diarrhea suffering chao to unclog its fierce esophagus disease, causing your chao to fight more powerfully next time. After the clone claims its victory, your chao must sock him in the balls and run away, causing the clone to disappear. Your chao will then pick up a coconut and try to throw it at you. Dodge it or catch it then throw it right back at him. IF YOU DON'T MOVE IN TIME YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE 50TH DIMENSION!!! Your chao should be crying by now then you need it to give you directions to the nearest Wawa. Your chao would walk there himself but he might get stolen and tortured by the evil Antichao. Whence you get to Wawa, you must run around flapping your arms like a chicken, then sing Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. The song will turn your chao inexplicably evil. To nullify it you must have Sonic do the Chicken dance. When this is all done your chao will finally be a koala. You must then bring the koala to your school principal/dean. He will most likely send it to jail cuz he's racist against chaos. Then you must break it out and live on a deserted island for 10 years. When this time passes then your chao, skinny as heck, will reveal his identity as Super Chao. He will now have no muscles from lack of calcium and protein living on the island, but this makes him easier to fly. He will fly around and crap on your friends, then report to McDonald's and eat a triple cheeseburger to regain his fat. Then your chao will become addicted to McDonald's. In about 3 minutes or so he will fat as hippo! This will give the opportunity to enter the SUMO division of Chao karate. You must use your chao to with the SUMO competition. You're prize will be a Mega-man slave, who would eat your chao and crap him out. Now your chao shall be brown forever. Now sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and a comet shall smash into your chao! CREATING THE MOST POWAFULZ CHAO EVA! The Comet Chao which will...

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...enable you to listen to iPod speakers really loud, will grab your iPod and smash it into the ground. You now grab your chao, rip its head off, and....

[Shackel11]

Eat it's brains. This shall cause the chao to become a zombie chao that...

[Bazooka the Ferret]

...you must then contain it and expose it to the full moon. It will then become BatChao the dark Knight. It will become a martyr for all chao in distress....

[Espio]

....then take it to Batman where it will receive training for martial arts...

[Steel Valor]

...Batman will train BatChao in the ways of using a giant Q-tip as a weapon. When the training is done your chao will then seek out Super Chao. BatChao and Super Chao will fight because BatChao wants to go out with Super Chao's girlfriend. Super Chao will most likely win....

[Bazooka the Ferret]

...this cause a catastrophic crunch in the space time continuum which will have a profound effect on the chao. The chao will then morph into his next stage: GOKU CHAO!!!!!!

[Natla of Atlantis]

Then Johnny the Homicidal Maniac should appear with a knife and stab your chao over and over. It starts to morph into a reaper Chao and all your Chao gardens become black and stormy.

[Shackel11]

Then you must put your chao into another memory card, once you put it back in yours all of your data will be deleted but your gardens will be inverted and your chao chall be as big as a tree which shall make it...

[Steel Valor]

When you turn you're game back on you will notice that you have earned a new garden: The Wannahackalugie garden. Put you're Goku Chao (lol wtf?) in the garden and keep it there for 525,600 minutes...